Need information? Inspiration? B.S.?

I am SO-O-O-O here for you!  Go ahead. Ask me for advice, but be prepared to accept my answer as a universal truth.  Or not.  YOUR decision.  YOUR life.  I can change it for the better or let you simmer in your own juices.  

I’m not all that smart, just experienced.  If I haven’t been in your shoes, I know the repair shop to take them to.  I await, at your service.  

So *Hit it!*